What can you learn from a bad tinder profile? A lot as it happens – especially when I’m dedicating this entire chunk of my website to what these bad profiles say to me (as a girl swiper with a lot of Tinder history) .
So here’s the crème de la crème of godawful pics and bios which I’m sharing for the educational purposes of males on this site…
Location: Penang, Malaysia
Not in Malaysia? Check out all the bad tinder profiles in Taipei, Taiwan…
Note to self: Writhing naked in clay, putting a gun to your head and seductively chewing a dead insect are NOT the best way to get your right swipes. Top marks for *Ahem* thinking outside the box though. Here’s some dates I went on here with people who had saner looking profiles.
Anyway, here’s my top 10 for this week:
Bad Tinder Profile 1: Despacito
Bad Tinder Profile 2: Not tryna force you but…
Bad Tinder Profile 3: The #butterflyunicorngoat
Bad Tinder Profile 4: The Werewolf
Bad Tinder Profile 5: The Toilet Lurker
Bad Tinder Profile 6: Scorpius
Bad Tinder Profile 7: The Batman
Bad Tinder Profile 8: Mr Walrus
Bad Tinder Profile 9: The Crab
And my personal favourite…
Bad Tinder Profile 10: The Writhing Crab In Clay
Soooo… What can we learn from this goldmine of info?
- Have pictures of yourself – Like you, the actual human
- Use your own name
- Write a bio that doesn’t sound like you’re shouting
I can hear guys in the background saying “Yeah but I do all that, I don’t have a crazy ass profile like the ones above and still don’t get any matches” – Fear not; a detailed article on hacking swipes for guys is COMING SOON. Yeah this is pretty basic stuff, but the saddest thing is that I really didn’t have to swipe far to get these 10 lovelies. So if you’re reading this and have a toilet mirror selfie, do yourself and the tindersphere a favour and GET RID OF IT. Thank you.
Feel free to leave some comments below and check out my latest #travelating advice on dating safety – the guy with a gun to his head in particular should pay attention to this…
Anyway, find more bad tinder profiles in ‘The Male Profile’ section of my site. Remember, it’s all educational…