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Dating In Penang: #The Texter Not Talker

I hit it off immediately on tinder with Texter Not Talker. He was easy to talk to, relaxed and fun. He asked questions and seemed interested in me and I was looking forward to talking to him in person. Little did I know what awaited… Location: Penang Date of the date: 18.08.17 First Impressions of…

#The Pirate Box of Chocolates

I didn’t know what to expect of The Pirate Box of Chocolates before I met him. He seemed clever, to-the-point and fun. On the other hand, he switched a bit to text talk when we got on Whatsapp (Yeah, sometimes I judge people too soon on that). Either his spelling was crap or he had really…

Demystifying The Myth Of ‘The One’

Believing in ‘The One’ is the No.1 bullshit myth in dire need of being busted. Let’s start with my favourite examples of how self-images can be fucked in childhood while being sugar-coated and tied with a pretty pink ribbon; the Classic Disney Princesses. *The tone of this article is geared towards women, because as a…

Dating In Penang: #The Ultimate Hipster Nomad

Dating in Penang adventure no.3 was oddly inspiring and a teeny bit weird. The Ultimate Hipster Nomad looked like that Australian guy that looks French in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ a little in his pictures – Simon Baker. However, he kept ending texts with an X which I’m wary of, because I don’t like people being too…

What’s The Best Tinder Hack? Here’s 10

What’s a Tinder Hack? A tinder hack is something that climbs in the system and milks the most out of it. As guys, you need as many hacks as possible, so let me help you out.   *This article is written to help the poor godforsaken men of tinder get more swipes and the tone of it…

Tinder Messages: How To Convert A Match Into A Date

OMG. Now you have a full set of six sexy tinder pictures and a bitching bio to boot. That’s given you an actual MATCH!!! So now don’t fuck it all up and start your tinder messages with the infamous “hey”. Remember, this isn’t a text convo you’re having with your best friend. Your aim here…

The Tinder Bio: How To Make Me Swipe Right

Swiping is all about pictures, right? Wrong. Humans aren’t that shallow (OK maybe a little but not THAT shallow). You need a tinder bio. Like seriously. *This article is written to help the poor godforsaken men of tinder get more swipes and the tone of it is geared towards guys, but the same tricks can and should…

Tinder Pictures: How To Make Me Swipe Right

Tinder is a marketplace where we are selling bodies and souls. If I said “Sell yourself”, I’m 90% sure you’d imagine a corporate pitch or a hooker. Here however, we’re selling attractiveness and personality through a bunch of tinder pictures. The whole sales pitch thing doesn’t sound that sexy, right? I agree. But knowing that…

Dating In Penang #The Tongue-Tied Magician

  Location: Penang Date of the date: 02.08.17 OMG a Magician on Tinder! I had to talk to him. So we agreed to meet at Chulia Street in George Town to continue my  adventures dating in Penang… First Impressions: OK looking but distant and not smiley. It was hard to read his face. I’ll admit…

Dating In Penang: #Hiddleston The Encyclopedia

Location: Penang, Malaysia Date of the date: 29.07.2017 So I started swiping yesterday (28.07) to begin my dating in Penang. It felt a little weird, because I knew I’d be writing about this for a change. I hoped it wouldn’t make dating feel forced for me, because it’s always something I’ve had fun with and…